Ryan NO Air

Cheapskate airline, Ryan NO Air deprived 168 passengers of oxygen.

The Bristol to Barcelona-Girona flight plunged to 8,000ft AND because passengers hadn't paid an oxygen supplement, Ryan Scare boss; Paddy O'Sleasy ordered crew to cut the emergency air supply.

A spokesperson for O' Sleasy said ¨every aspect of our operation is a profit centre, we can't just give away air freely¨

Scores of passengers thought they were about to die as the contraption plumetted towards terra firma at an alarming speed - the consequent depressurisation of the joke plane's cabin nearly choked all on board.

One breathless passenger said ¨this is the last time I fly with this airline as last summer one of the stewardesses had to fly the plane as we apparently didn't pay the pilot supplement!

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