President Bush is so worried about the upcoming elections that he has recruited Persian Mystic; Muhammad Hāfez Akbar Dorogh to mastermind a November 4th victory for Johnny Mac.
Bush was quoted as saying ¨we don’t want any of them Democratics in the White House¨
Last night, a New Yorker Times political correspondent explained that Bush had gotten the idea from Obama who has himself enlisted the help of Wanyonyi, a Kenyan Mystic who claims to be God.
He said ¨ The President firstly ¨googled¨ persian mystic but because there were more than 1,500,000 search results returned he decided to ask the question on Yahoo Answers. Fortunately only Cooter Earl Jr from West Virginia posted an answer.¨
When Cooter was asked how he made contact with and knew about the Persian Mystic; he replied; ¨ Well, I reckoned that Georgy Porgy is so stupid, he couldn't find his ass with both hands – so I just darned went an googled it¨
Bush was quoted as saying ¨we don’t want any of them Democratics in the White House¨
Last night, a New Yorker Times political correspondent explained that Bush had gotten the idea from Obama who has himself enlisted the help of Wanyonyi, a Kenyan Mystic who claims to be God.
He said ¨ The President firstly ¨googled¨ persian mystic but because there were more than 1,500,000 search results returned he decided to ask the question on Yahoo Answers. Fortunately only Cooter Earl Jr from West Virginia posted an answer.¨
When Cooter was asked how he made contact with and knew about the Persian Mystic; he replied; ¨ Well, I reckoned that Georgy Porgy is so stupid, he couldn't find his ass with both hands – so I just darned went an googled it¨
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