The elected ¨King of London¨, Lord Mayor Boris Johnson was today taken to one side by friend, foe and rival David Cameron.
Cameron embarrassingly had the task of telling the porker ¨that he smells¨, Well! ¨stinks actually¨...
Cameron held a clutch of handwritten letters of resignation and duly pointed out the opening sentence in each.
¨ I cannot for one more minute tolerate the stench of the Mayor¨ The pals, both alumni of Eton and of Oxford's Bullingdon club had a man-to-man talk about the future responsibility of appointments to the Mayor's team and have agreed to issue nose-pegs and sick-bags to all newly appointed employees. Cameron went on by telling him,
¨Boris, there is no point in you wallowing in a vicarious victimhood; and that many of us old Etonians have a deeply unattractive smell; and many of us refuse to accept personal hygiene responsibility as in washing and showering regularly "
¨But for the sake of the party pull your socks-up - or rather, change them¨
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