Republican Blow Job!

At the Democratic Convention last night Hillary Clinton threw her undoubting support behind Barack Obama.

With extraordinary resilience and forgiveness she demonstrated how to heal wounds and build bridges in an unmitigated astonishing attempt to show that she is 110% behind Obama and urged her supporters to vote for the man come Election Day!

The Clintonites could not believe their eyes when no other than Monica Lewinsky joined her on stage.

In a revealing and delicate looking blue number, ¨Mon¨ looked stunning as she walked upsides Hillary,hugged her,kissed her on the left cheek and yelled,

¨Lets make sure McCain goes down and Barack goes up¨

The crowd roared and roared some more when Bill walked nonchalantly on set and declared,

"I did have sexual relations with these woman¨

Monica lifted a cheroot from her cleavage, handed it to Bill as Hillary stooped to light it - The Convention erupted; huffing, puffing squealing,shrieking,shouting and blowing -

Oh! Yeah! - It was a sure Republican Blow Job...