Crimping Cornish Pasties

Gary ¨I ain't afraid of no ghosts¨ Clitter, finally found a safe haven.

The Cornish Parliament gave the thumbs-up to Vietnam's favourite English Teacher and have provided a safe haven in Looe.

The Stannary were apparently very pleased to have the kiddy fiddler in their midst if only to stick two fingers up to the government of the United Kingdom - a Stannary spokesperson was quoted as saying;

¨We wanted Gary in our gang and are delighted to have freed him from the evil clutches of Wacky Baccy Jacqui¨

The Stannary have even got a job lined up for the ambidextrous glam rocker;

¨he has deft middle fingers which is a required skill in crimping the edges of Cornish Pasties¨ said an anonymous pasty factory manager.

Doh, suppose they will give him a weekend cottage on the Scilly Isles too...

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