The Fifth Republic of France is to adopt a controversial policy regarding child abuse in the country.
As from January 2009 the senior (or oldest) Roman Catholic male in all catholic communities has to sign a National Child Abuse Register on behalf of the whole community.
The policy is the culmination of a 6 year study carried out by The University of Paris (Sorbonne) which it is claimed show that Roman Catholic Communities in France abuse children 10% more than the national mean average.
An unnamed source said the abuse ranged from ¨Gross genital interference to forced bible study¨
It is unclear how the new policy will be monitored or implemented but a French Government spokesman said today that ¨France plans to use its influence in the European Community to roll-out the policy Europe wide before 2012. ¨
The official Vatican public relations spokesman was unavailable for comment as he was undergoing his daily flagellation but a Swiss Guardsman said it was ¨outrageous, Father will not be a happy man ¨
As from January 2009 the senior (or oldest) Roman Catholic male in all catholic communities has to sign a National Child Abuse Register on behalf of the whole community.
The policy is the culmination of a 6 year study carried out by The University of Paris (Sorbonne) which it is claimed show that Roman Catholic Communities in France abuse children 10% more than the national mean average.
An unnamed source said the abuse ranged from ¨Gross genital interference to forced bible study¨
It is unclear how the new policy will be monitored or implemented but a French Government spokesman said today that ¨France plans to use its influence in the European Community to roll-out the policy Europe wide before 2012. ¨
The official Vatican public relations spokesman was unavailable for comment as he was undergoing his daily flagellation but a Swiss Guardsman said it was ¨outrageous, Father will not be a happy man ¨
PS: (The Pope has already made several public apologies for his organization's abuse of children)
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